Fugitive Not Shot In Head in Pakistan

Longstanding fugitive James "Whitey" Bulger, Jr., who was on the FBI Ten Most Wanted List for numerous counts of murder and racketeering was not shot in the head yesterday and was not subsequently buried at sea. Bulger, who was wanted for murder, extortion, money laundering, conspiracy and narcotics distribution among other things was found in the Pakistani coastal town of Ras al Costello in a small compound where the FBI captured him alive and took him into custody where he will be extradited to Massachusetts where he will not be waterboarded for information.

Jim Jarmusch To Direct New Go-Bots Film

Acclaimed director Jim Jarmusch has been allegedly tapped to helm the controversial new Go-Bots film, The Memory of Lost Gears. Jarmusch, whose previous works include Night on Earth, Coffee & Cigarettes and Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai, released a terse statement through his spokesperson, a mute Haitian ice cream vendor. "I have been tapped," said Jarmusch in the cryptic telegram posted next to the chalk board of delicious frozen treats.

Go-Bot fans at Comic-On, in San Bernardino were excited by the news that the Go-Bots franchise would at last make it to the big screen.
"What I'm really looking forward to is a movie that isn't just one big blur," said longtime Go-Bots fan Bob Hall. "I think Jarmusch's pacing will help with that a lot."