Saturday, July 2, 2011

Greece To Institute Monetary Reform

The Greek parliament, slightly tipsy from some strong ouzo, met at a small cafe in Piraeus today and voted to withdraw from the Euro zone in favor of a new gyro-based currency. Pronouncing their decision "delicious" and "meaty" the parliament proceeded to take the rest of the afternoon off for a nap. When asked to comment on this situation, European financial expert Eduard LeStrange just shook his head and walked away muttering to himself.