As most Kosovars celebrated the dual announcement of the end of the WGA Writer's Strike and the declaration of Kosovo's independence, Serbians gathered in Belgrade today to fume and vent their anger toward the "Balkan-hating Okies" who they claim have taken away their prized province. Crowds in Belgrade chanted slogans such as "Okies go home!" and "Where's my freakin' pizza?" while demonstrators held up signs reading "Homeless Veteran, Plez help, God Bless" and "Why lie? I need a beer."
While Serbian Prime Minister Kostunica belligerently declared Okies and members of the WGA unwelcome in Belgrade, Serbian President Boris Tadic merely shook his head sadly and said "That province really held the room together."
Kosovo's new goverment responded immediately, issuing a statement that denied ever peeing on the province and stating definitively that Kosovo "is bonafide."
The entire country of Montenegro was unavailable for comment, as usual.
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