Starbucks unveiled its new beverage, the Venti Can of Coke which is also available as an Iced Venti Can of Coke. Marketing and Advertising representatives were ecstatic in their praise for the innovative new drink, while consumers of liquids cautiously expressed optimism that it wouldn't be another fiasco like 1999's Grande Mocha Delaware Punch. The Venti Can of Coke is expected to cost between $4 and $6 depending on what pretentious hipsters are willing to pay to be considered "with it."
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