Sleep for Two

Scientists studying sleep have announced a new breakthrough in their understanding of the mental cycles involved in brain hibernation. "We've known about the effects of REM sleep for some time," said a scientist, "but until now we had not understood the effects of 10,000 Maniacs sleep." According to the Institute for Science Things, the Natalie Merchant based sleep has profound effects on the mind and is especially connected to insomnia and speech aberrations such as Acute Affected Accent Syndrome and Lost Relationship Weeping Disorder. Scientists were unable to explain just what this breakthrough implied without resorting to meaningless jargon and vague pleasant-sounding generalities. "The answers are not quite as obvious as they are for the Belle & Sebastian Sleep Cycle," said another scientist.