Apple Computers proudly unveiled its new Leonard operating system today. Apple head honcho Steve Jobs beamed as the new Leonard OS was given a test run in front of a small room full of pathetic journalists who think technology makes a difference.
"Leonard 6.0 is giant leap forward in flexibility and power," said one paid minion. "I really don't know what this is about," said a bewildered journalist, "but I hear if you stay 'til the end there's crackers and cheese in the lobby." Biz for the new OS is expected to be boffo compared to Leonard 5.0, but some forecasters predict that with a little bit of patience consumers can just wait for Leonard 7.0 for about as much good as any of them will do when you don't have a job or a place to live in the coming economic mess.
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